When relatives refuse to leave and its consequences!

         reletative          The clock struck five and the alarm blared out. Reluctantly I got up from my bed and covered the two feet between my comfortable bed and my unattractive study table, which I had freed from clutter, the same morning. I was pretty determined to make the best use of the evening and memorize every incident and date printed in my history book so that I could at least pass in tomorrow’s examination. I sat down on the uncomfortable chair and sniffed the scent of the stale pages of my course book. This was the evening to study for the examination as I had spent the weekend catching up my missed television shows. I picked up the three-hundred paged book, looked through the contents, and found the chapter on ‘Mauryan Empire’.

                And to ruin the perfect moment, my indifferent aunt and uncle called. To my utter shock my loquaciously loud aunt announced that they’d be arriving at my house in another ten minutes to meet my parents, who at the moment in reality were enjoying the action-packed movie in a nearby theater. My stingy aunt terminated the call before I could relate the situation and left me perplexed. Though usually I am quite excited at their arrivals as I come to know about family gossip, I was furious this time.

                And then they arrived, before the specified ten minutes, throwing me into a frenzy to put on a fresh shirt preferably a one without any food stains. Finally I answered the door and suddenly I was engulfed in my relative’s sweaty hugs and kisses all over my face. Reluctantly I led them in. Being overly informal, they preferred my bedroom rather than the drawing room. Within minutes my room turned into their personal living space. After offering them water and sweets, I retired to the kitchen to drink cold water and subside the growing anger inside me.

                Going back, I related the situation to them stressing on the fact that I had to study for my examination. Expressing a little disappointment over my parent’s absence, my aunt turned a deaf ear to my requests of studying and said that I could spare a little time to spend with my ‘lovable’ uncle and aunt. And what followed can only be expressed as ‘emotional blackmail’. I was desperate to leave her clutches.

                As the clock struck seven, I pleaded with my aunt to let me study. Half-heartedly she allowed me to do so and gladly scooped my study material and migrated to my parent’s bedroom. Hardly had I read the introduction of the chapter when my ignorant uncle came and switched on the television, put the cricket match on and turned the volume up pretty high, forcing me to exit the room.

                Hoping to find the living room empty, I was disappointed yet again. My aunt had decided to prepare lots of oily snacks in the kitchen, adjacent to the living room, while loudly humming ‘pre-historic‘ Hindi songs. I tried to bear it, but eventually I was fed up and I called up my parents who should have come back long ago. To make matters worse, my father had run into his childhood friend and they were now in a restaurant with him at a dinner party. This means that I was left alone to study for my examination while entertaining the guests.

                Since, I was left with no other option and finding the bathroom the only isolated and peaceful place I was forced to camp in there with my history books. Busy in their work, they soon forgot about my existence and I had finally achieved the quiet I had longed for the entire evening. I only have a faint idea of the time my parents took to return and forced my uncle and aunt to leave me alone to study in my room. After nearly four hours had passed since I had first sat at my table, I was back again. But as fate would have it, I fell asleep as I was exhausted from the activity filled evening.

 

Once Upon A Time…..a tale with a twist!

What's brewing!?         Once upon a time…. that is how most fairy tales begin and go on to describe the thorn-laden paths which the Princess endures to find her Prince and eventually live happily ever after.But, do the villains ever get a happily ever after? No, instead no one even cares for them. They are discarded as soon as the ‘supposed’ Prince enters the story. But that can’t stop one from imagining the afterlife of a villain …
According to my fantasies all of them have come together to form the Extraordinary Villains International League which abbreviates into E.V.I.L. (a badass name, isn’t it?). Their aim is to propagate wickedness and treachery throughout the world. Now thousands of witches, evil- stepmothers, beasts and monsters are proud members of the organisation which has an Animal and a male subdivision within it. It organizes seminars on Magic 101, Potions 101 and pure- evil -tricks -up -your -sleeve throughout the world.
Its founding pillars include Queen Grimhilde also known as the Evil Queen, the biggest troublemaker in Snow White’s life. In her youth she was insanely attractive, unbearably beautiful and mind-numbingly witty. Now she is a grumpy old hag who flies into a rage whenever a shining crimson apple catches her sight. The pig’s heart, which was used to fool her, is kept in a glass case on her table. She wakes up every day and takes an oath to destroy all the Dwarfs in the world. Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and Grumpy all feature on the Most Wanted list at the E.V.I. L. headquarters and not one day passes without her badgering the Magic Mirror with the infamous question,” Mirror! Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?”
Next comes Mother Gothel, the dark- haired, shrill-pitched woman with a burning desire to retain her youth for all eternity which has driven her to complete madness. A quick search on the Internet today, describes her as sadistic, narcissistic, abusive, nonchalant and arrogant. Gothel was a phenomenal actress, a dangerous manipulator and who riddles with intelligence. Now when she actually looks her age she spends her time dying her snow-white hair into jet -black and applying mud facials to her face which is covered in dreadful wrinkles. She still has not given up hope of finding the Fountain of Youth, her new goal.
Lady Tremaine, the notorious stepmother of Cinderella doesn’t harm her stepdaughter physically. Rather, she seeks to punish and abuse her psychologically, her jealously of Cinderella being far more beautiful and graceful than her own awkward daughters, Anastasia and Drizella. She was a socialite, determined to gain higher status in the society. Her heart of steel is evident in the fact that she was the only villain to live beside her victim day after day. She was regal and sophisticated, even though envious and sinister. Still on the lookout for the ‘Blue Fairy Godmother’ placing a bounty of fifty pots of gold on her head. Her cat, Lucifer still remains loyal to her. She now manages a multi-national company which primarily manufacturers all kinds of footwear and overseas a fashion week at Milan alongside other brands such as Prada, Louis Vuitton and Jimmy Choo. Once a fortnight she sends a rotten pumpkin to Cinderella’s palace in order to get under her skin, but in reply she always receives a new pair of glass slippers and it stings much more because they never fit her.
“You poor, simple fools; thinking you could defeat me! ME! The mistress of all evil!” You can often hear Maleficent, the main antagonist of the Sleeping Beauty screeching this in her sleep at the middle of the night. Yes, the slender villain with red lips and fingernails, dressed predominantly in a black and purple cloak and the symbolic black headdress. Gives you the jitters, doesn’t it? She was vengeful black- hearted, devious, commanding and full of wrath, not much different from the other villains. One might wonder how she is still alive after being stabbed in the heart by Prince Phillips’s Sword of Truth. Well can a woman capable of teleportation via magical means, hypnosis, curse inducements, object conjuration and metamorphosis not handle a petty blade of steel? Well she did and has successfully managed to turn The Sleeping Curse into a liquid potion. She currently has a turnover of billions of dollars by selling little bottles of blissful ‘sleep’. All sixteen year old girls in the world are an eye sore for the villain. To give the dwarfs company on the Most Wanted list she has added the names of the Three Good Fairies namely, Flora, Fauna and Merryweather who had come to bestow gifts of beauty and song to the infant Princess.
Ladies and gentlemen these are the master planners of all the evil in the world which prevails today. Even though they have faced quite a few roadblocks in their lives they will not yield as they have all sworn an oath to decimate all righteousness, morality and benevolence in the world. I agree with them, because if there was an evil -free world how would are beloved royal couples have their HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!