This post is for the three people out there who think I have a small face. More along the lines of, “Itna sa toh muh hai tumhara.” To clarify, I have a round face. Completely round. Yes, you can draw an outline using a compass and it’ll still not be as round as my face. The five extra chins I’ve added help me maintain its roundness. Recently, I was also told that my face probably has a radius of just 6 centimetres. Seriously? 6 centimetres? That’s it? Thank heavens, they didn’t say a diameter of 6 centimetres. God thought that all the symmetry he/she forgot to take care of while making my crooked fat fingers, can be made up for in my perfectly round face. And then God was like, “No more curves for her,” and then proceeded to make me flat footed. The only other curves I have are in my hair. Curly af. You might even say, my circular face is an indicator of my (rapidly fading) interest in mathematics. I sincerely hope that’s the sole reason why people have said I look like a person who studies mathematics. If that’s not the reason, please tell me the correct one. If you’re wondering whether I measured to check if my face actually has a radius of 6 centimetres, yes I did. No, I won’t tell you my findings.
